What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:02

Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
-J W Pepper
Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
What movies and TV shows portray realistic beauty standards?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
Goldfinger
Why do I want to give up on men?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
In what ways is Bollywood becoming westernized?
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.