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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:02

What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why am I peeing so much without drinking a lot of water? I checked my blood sugar and it is normal. Could it be something else?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

-J W Pepper

Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?

A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What movies and TV shows portray realistic beauty standards?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Live and Let Die

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Republican Trump is a billionaire, president, won't be held accountable for multiple felonies, and pretty much has whatever he wants. So why is he always whining and crying about stupid, pointless stuff? Is he incapable of happiness?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

If women see themselves as free, dignified, human beings just as good as men, can Trump hang it up and just lose in a landslide at last? How can men who like and respect women help improve womens' self-esteem?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

Goldfinger

Why do I want to give up on men?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

In what ways is Bollywood becoming westernized?

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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